For those of you who are about to be married, please understand the inevitability of the treadmill. "I do" commit to purchasing a new or used (stress the or used when exchanging vows) treadmill at least once during our lifetime together; and "I will" assist in executing the sale of a space-eating basement decoration that looks like a treadmill at least once during our lifetime together.

Well, MJ and I are at the "I do" treadmill stage of our marriage... anyone at or know of someone who is at the "I will" stage? Email me if you do.